why does it not surprise me that it was an SUV that was going the wrong way in the parking garage?

why am i further unphased that it was a girl driving it?

and why is it absolutely appropriate that she had a light up bush/cheney sticker in her back window?

it’s also perfectly fitting that it was a redneck in a pickup truck that pulled up next to me at a stop light and yelled “fucking asshole” for no real discernible reason.