September 30, 2005

does anyone watch the amazing race?

so the show is called the amazing race, and the first family to be eliminated not only was the minority group of the bunch but they were also called the Black family.
1-2-3 BLACK FAMILY!!!

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September 29, 2005

SCORPIO

Drinking style
Don’t ever tell Scorpios they’ve had enough, for they’ll smirk at you
and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they’re hog-whimpering
drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if
you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to
savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool, though if
depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally,
they’re fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and
dizzying flirts. They also remember everything — especially that you
did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

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September 26, 2005

is it wrong that i like beef jerky?

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September 22, 2005

First awesome thing about freelancing (which i will now refer to as freeballin’ cause it’s childish) – getting to go to san fran for a wedding and staying out west for an extra 5 days
First not so awesome thing about freeballin’ – wonderin’ where the money will come from in order to pay for said vacation

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September 20, 2005

I almost feel bad for TNT’s Wanted. I bet in the wake of the success of The Closer everyone involved with that show figured that they would ride the success wave into the sunset. Too bad the show completely sucks.

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September 8, 2005

George Bush does not like black people

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September 1, 2005

Am I the only guy that doesn’t get hard when i hear the words Halo 2?

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