In an ever growing attempt at sarcasm over email and assholishness when others are having a “serious” conversation about the theatre, I sent out these pitches for next year’s season today. Of course, it was taken seriously and even expanded on with other suggestions.

I say we pitch what we know works at Dad’s Garage Theatre.
What our audiences have come to know and love -
OUR MUSICALS!

Here are some options
Brokeback Mountain : The Musical
The Producers : The Movie : The Musical : The Dad’s Garage Remount edition
The Rocky Horror Picture Show : The Againenning
Fame! : The Musical!
Twelve Angry Men : The wacky Dad’s Garage Musical adaptation
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest : The Musical Remount
Twelve Angry Men : The One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest Musical Parody
81/2 x 11 : The Musicals
ChamberMusic : The Women’s Musical
Chicago : The Movie : The Musical
A Midsummer Night’s Musical : On Ice!
Coyote Ugly : The Musical
The Passion of the Christ : The Musical
The Passion of the Musical : An unauthorized musical parody of The Passion of the Christ (This one isn’t about Christ tho, it’s where we follow the trials of one Musical Theatre actor as he is persecuted)
Tommy – The Musical Story of Tommy Futch as done in the style of Tommy by The Who : The Musical
Ticklesack Mountain : An Unauthorized Musical Parody of Brokeback Mountain