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She’s The Man : First on the list is yet another girl dresses as a boy movie. What makes this one so different? Nothing. It sucks as much as all the others
Happy Feet : Hmm. Animated penguins singing reggae like they were in a bad Parappa Da Rappa song.
ribbit ribbit i cannot hold it
last toilet i had already sold it
in da rain or in da snow
i gots da funky flow
you have played that game a little too much i would say
but now i really gots to go
now it’s time for them to move on to guitar hero
Click : i love the smell of tears for fears in the morning. Oh look – a recycled Family Guy joke, how clever. ITS A UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL THAT REMOTE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE*. i think that trailer just made me throw up in my mouth.

* special thanks to lady dehumidifier for clearing that up for me.

Someone please remind me why I ever agree to go to the Clairmont.
For those of you that don’t know, the Clairmont is where strippers go to die. Please don’t confuse that with stripper heaven. This is more of a stripper nursing home.

it’s called

saddam chic*

*coined by lady dehumidifier

I just discovered reason#27 why becoming a freelancer was a good choice :
I can drink beer whenever I want to.