trailer trash

She’s The Man : First on the list is yet another girl dresses as a boy movie. What makes this one so different? Nothing. It sucks as much as all the others
Happy Feet : Hmm. Animated penguins singing reggae like they were in a bad Parappa Da Rappa song.
ribbit ribbit i cannot hold it
last toilet i had already sold it
in da rain or in da snow
i gots da funky flow
you have played that game a little too much i would say
but now i really gots to go
now it’s time for them to move on to guitar hero
Click : i love the smell of tears for fears in the morning. Oh look – a recycled Family Guy joke, how clever. ITS A UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL THAT REMOTE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE*. i think that trailer just made me throw up in my mouth.

* special thanks to lady dehumidifier for clearing that up for me.

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4 Responses to “trailer trash”

  1. Jay Says:

    “She’s The Man : What makes this one so different?”
    David Cross is in it.

  2. clark Says:

    “i’m so sick of recycled metaphors” – el p

  3. clark Says:

    what will penguins sing when antartica melts? something really cute, i bet! maybe de la soul could do a new dub remix of “tread water”?

  4. Kevy G Says:

    “el-p should be sent to a recycling plant and turned into something better. Like printer paper.”
    - a friend of mine recently used a recycling metaphor to diss a rapper
    Do you guys think this is what el-p was referring to? If so, I can empathize, I wouldn’t want to be ground into mulch and turned into the foundation for some undergrad’s shitty essay on Romeo and Juliet.
    Hey Renee! I just wanted to say what’s up and stir the comment pot a bit.
    Can’t wait to see you at Improvaganza and/or Fringe time!!!
    (you are cute)
    - FUCKING KEV

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