Massimiliano Bascaino

Sometimes I feel like I need to lose weight.
Or maybe get in shape.
I guess i have always had some pretty bizarre weight issues.
The cosmo mentality.
So here is what I would look like if I were a cover model.

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5 Responses to “Massimiliano Bascaino”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I like how you trimmed your beard in Photoshop.

  2. dehumidifier Says:

    that’s not sexy thats skanky!

  3. clark Says:

    how do you say “hot” in amish?

  4. ams Says:

    you need to be chewin straw to complete the look!

  5. matt-o Says:

    you know that illustrated bible story where the prophet fucks all those chicks? this is that story.

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