I got an email the other day from Arlene. She wanted to know the following.

“Do you like attractive Bitch doing splendiferous blowjobb?”

Now, I like blowjobs. And I’ve had a fair share of them. But a Bitch(with a capital “B”) doing it splendiferously? Now that, Arlene, is something not many men can say they have experienced. Your targeted email campaign has definitely hit the mark. Kudos.
But rather than hop on the splendiferous blowjob train right away, I think I will instead steal your thunder and go by the moniker DJ Splendiferous Blowjobb.

Deepthroat Dance Party featuring DJ Splendiferous Blowjobb.
Now that has a ring to it.

*thanks again to ladydehumidifier for pointing out the obvious to the oblivious