Le Duke : it’s a small town and it’s shaped like a basement

person 1 and person 2 were walking back home the other night. They were talking about how great it has been to have seen each other so often. and how after the Fringe they would see each other again even. 2 wondered if would ever tire of 1.
So, the other night 1 and 2 stopped at “the Sev” to get cigs. 1 had an unlikely craving for ice cream at midnight and decided to purchase an Oreo Sandwich. On the way home 1 explained to the group that his ice cream craving was pretty unusual for this hour and in general even. He then told of how he can have a chocolate bar for weeks because he just nibbles away at it in stages. Time went by. Cigs were smoked. And Dark Rum and Gingers made. When 2 went and opened the fridge the following conversation ensued.

2 : hey, is this coffee in here gonna be like your chocolate bar?
1 : Oh man, proly… but I guess it’s a few days old. It should proly get tossed.
2 : (giggling) I don’t think I am gonna get sick of you.

One of those dudes was me and the other was lee.
it’s up to you to decide.

Hint : That Oreo Sandwich was in the freezer for 3 days.

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6 Responses to “Le Duke : it’s a small town and it’s shaped like a basement”

  1. dehumidifier Says:

    i feel like i am doing an SAT word problem.

  2. dehumidifier Says:

    and when did you start smoking?

  3. patti Says:

    Person 1 sounds a lot like me.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    In the words of Lisa Simpson after reading ‘Yahoo Serious’ on a movie marquee, “I know those words, but they don’t make any sense to me.” I think I need a Shyblog to English dictionary.

  5. Jay Says:

    Sorry, that was me leaving the anonymous comment above. Forgot to fill out those, you know, information boxes.

  6. baby courageous Says:

    yeh, me no can english write 4 in the morning at, d’oh.

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