Pot makes you forget.
Among other things i forget ( see below ) it seems I also forgot a sweater. And it’s starting to get chilly here in toronto. out of nowhere even. So, since I am staying right around the corner from Honest Ed’s I figured I’d go in and pick up a sweater. Now, for those of you that don’t know what Honest Ed’s is, close your eyes and imagine an IKEA. Now imagine that IKEA full of crap and utterly disorganized. Now imagine all these pictures and articles posted everywhere of a guy named Ed that you assume meant something to the community because there’s no other reason you would just put up all this crap to honor the owner.
That’s Honest Ed’s. 
I tried sifting through the miles and miles of piles and piles for a sweater but came up empty handed. Well, not so empty. I now have a pair of gloves and 2 more tuchs (bringing my tuch total to 4 if you are keeping track on your tuchometer).
I might go brave it again some other time.
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September 22nd, 2006 at 4:05 pm
i got lost in there one night waiting for you guys. none of the floors are parallel. it’s like an escher drawing. brimming with cheap chinese imports. i could totally live there or ikea.
September 22nd, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Okay first of all- it’s spelled Toque. I forgive you because of the exclusive Canadian-ness of the word…second of all I can’t believe I haven’t run into you yet because we are practically in the same neighborhood. Third of all if you think there is alot of Ed stuff at honest Eds you should check my place of employment- I work for his son and heir to the empire, David Mirvish. Right now I am staring at a huge framed picture of Ed posing with a bust of some politician that his wifey sculpted or whatever it is you do to create a bust. Also there is a framed picture behind my desk of Ed picking his nose. So hilarious! so candid! Fourthly- lets get together muthafukka-