Why’d it have to be

Last night I watched two of the greatest things
Fear Factor. You forget what a douchbag Joe Rogan is after a while. But a 3 in the morning visit to Fear Factor quickly reminded me. Aside from listening to his meathead opinion about how surprising it was that 2 women wound up in the finals, Fear Factor is the only show where phrases like “…Cause i finished the rectum and she didnt…”, “For being the only one to finish 13″ of the horse rectum…”, “You stalled a little bit at the horse rectum…”

Then to round out the night (which began at a revival screening of Raiders Of The Lost Ark – which was a lot more montage-y than i remember it being) I watched the Bill Clinton Explosion on Fox News. (The Bill Clinton Explosion owned, operated, and trademarked, The News, LLC)
Watch it here

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2 Responses to “Why’d it have to be”

  1. ablebody Says:

    i wonder what shitting a horse rectum is like.

  2. Overdroid Says:

    I loved Billy’s explosion. I wish stuff like that happened more often. Did you see Keith Olberman’s special report on it?
    Check It
    I can’t watch Fear Factor. It represents the lowest common denominator of reality tv to me. Even worse than Flavor of Love. Actually I like Flavor of Love. And horse rectum.

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