These pretzels are making me thirsty
I’m glad I’m not important enough to get caught on tape yelling half the shit I yell.
Then I’d have to go on Letterman and talk about my hulk-like rage inside me.
And how I get so mad at myself sometimes for ordering chicken fingers even though every time I order chicken fingers I tell myself it’s the last time I will ever order chicken fingers.
CHICKEN FINGERS!!!!
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November 22nd, 2006 at 4:57 pm
You should tell those chicken fingers that 50 years ago they’d be upside down with a fork up their ass. Kinda like they are today. Always with a fork up their ass. I’m starting to think chicken fingers likes it.
…”I’m really busted up about all this.”