I’m in a coffee shop staring at some donated homemade art.
it is a chalk drawing of a cup of coffee that says “ESPRESSO YOURSELF.”
I’ve spent the last 10 minutes playing out this little scene in my head where I’m this crime boss with a thick New York accent and I’m argueing and saying “GO ESPRESSO YOURSELF” in a tone that says GO FUCK YOURSELF to various imaginary henchmen that work for my made up tough guy character before realizing the sign actually means EXPRESS YOURSELF. I have a lot of imaginary thugs to apologize to.