Am I A Robot?

I think I must be.
I went and saw 300 today
on IMAX fer crissakes
and I was bored

yeh

bored.

2 hours of sweaty mens and yelling. Can I not feel? I must not be real.
Time to get swallowed by a whale in hopes that a fairy will turn me into a real boy.

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4 Responses to “Am I A Robot?”

  1. RYan Says:

    Really?! I left the theatre and lifted up the front end of of Titan truck. Then some dude asked me for change and I ripped out his esophagus ala Road House.

  2. ann Says:

    you are real, but your love is not.

  3. definitely not dehumidifier Says:

    yeah, you’re a robot. but it has nothing to do with 300, and all the world to do with your pincers. and bionic exoskeleton.
    I KNOW TOO MUCH

  4. ablebody Says:

    hmmm… maybe you’re not gay after all.

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