Am I A Robot?
I think I must be.
I went and saw 300 today
on IMAX fer crissakes
and I was bored
yeh
bored.
2 hours of sweaty mens and yelling. Can I not feel? I must not be real.
Time to get swallowed by a whale in hopes that a fairy will turn me into a real boy.


March 21st, 2007 at 1:19 am
Really?! I left the theatre and lifted up the front end of of Titan truck. Then some dude asked me for change and I ripped out his esophagus ala Road House.
March 21st, 2007 at 2:20 pm
you are real, but your love is not.
March 24th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
yeah, you’re a robot. but it has nothing to do with 300, and all the world to do with your pincers. and bionic exoskeleton.
I KNOW TOO MUCH
March 25th, 2007 at 7:11 am
hmmm… maybe you’re not gay after all.