I couldn’t help but laugh today while standing on the IKEA conveyer belt into the store when I overheard a fat woman tell her husband she was feeling fat today.

Taxes are awesome.
It’s the one time of year you totally get effed.
You either get a check that makes you think you recieved free money, when in actuality you aren’t getting all the money you put in throughout the year back.
Or, you get to pay a sum of money you don’t have. So if you pay it, you put yourself in the poorhouse, and if you don’t pay it you put yourself in the jailhouse.

Finally! Season 2 is available.