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In case I haven’t been clear before, this is my friend clark’s awesome new show which he is producing. I’ve known him since 5th grade, and he promised that if you get amped about the show and join their facebook and subscribe to their youtube and promote their awesomeness, he won’t fill my knickers with custard.
Please don’t make me wear custard knickers.
I don’t think I could handle the moistness.

There’s a lyric in Kilo’s “Love In Your Mouth” that goes : My dick ain’t too big. Yo pussy just too small.
It got me thinking. What would something like that sound like coming from a tragically un-urban white boy like myself? How would I convey the depth and magnitude of the statement. How would I inform my partner of the geometry of our privates? I think coming from me it would sound more like :
“No, girl I just had sex with, my penis really isn’t that big. In fact, it’s actually of moderately average size. The reason it felt big to you was because of your petite vagina.”

The girl sitting next to me in the coffee shop just told someone that she doesn’t think abortion should be legal. She DOES however believe it’s a woman’s choice. Choice to do what? Break the law you think should prevent her from getting it legally? Can anyone please explain the contradiction to me before I slap her across the face with my average penis?

i went and saw CLOVERFIELD yesterday afternoon. It was pretty bad ass. I saw it after spending 2 hours the night before watching various Doomsday scenarios unfold on the History channel. What if a gamma blast occurred near Earth? Or perhaps a traveling Black Hole swings through town. Yes TRAVELING. Apparently they aren’t stationary at all. They can move around and wreak havoc. Other situations were Super Volcano eruptions – which is due somewhere in Yellowstone. Bacterial invasion. Asteroids. And of course Weather. Not on the list – bad ass monster comes to manhattan. No spoilers here, but I gotta say a friend of mine described it best as all the best parts of Godzilla (what few there were), Blair Witch, and The Young and The Restless. The shaky cam thing was actually not annoyingly nauseating in this and holy god the monster fucking rules. If you like hot 30 somethings that like indie music running thru Manhattan while a monster goes apeshit, you’ll most likely love CLOVERFIELD.

This is it. This is the new tomorrow. In the future. From now. MOBLOGIC. That’s MOB LOGIC…Not Mo’ Blogic. My friend Clark (we both hail from Awesome Town, USA) is the runner of this show. It’s gonna be a daily online show that looks at the news and makes with the god damned funny.

Please go to their site – www.moblogic.tv and sign up fer updates so you can be informed when awesome is coming to your computron.

So, being a home owner is awesome.
For example, when your hot water heater decides to punk out at the beginning of December.
So the last month and some have been spent using friends showers, boiling water for baths and dishes, splashing cold water on myself, and more often than not walking around absolutely filthy. But it has come. My tankless water heater hath arrived and started its installation yesterday. That’s right, Tankless! Why? Duh, I love the earth. Hmm, that sounded a lot funnier spoken than it does written. It’s just a tiny step towards saying, hey thanks environment. And hopefully comes with less hassles than it’s tanked predecessors do. It would be awesome though if it were still the 50 gallons of water that get stored in a tank, but by using magnets and magic kept its form without the confines of a metal tank.

In a few hours I will take the first hot shower in my house in weeks.
It’s the little things