Is this what car porn would sound like?
I went to the auto club and was rolled into the showroom. Someone put a manifold on me. I couldn’t see anything. My air filter was clogged and i could barely catch my breath. The sounds. The smells. I felt an oil slick…I knew she hadn’t been ridden in a while. I made my way over and she began adjusting my ball bearings. While she was fiddling with my ball bearings I decided to strut mount her. I began driving my crank shaft in and out. Forward. Reverse. Forward. Reverse. My gears were greased. The windows were fogging and she kept wiping the moisture of her windshield. The next thing i knew I was sprayed with tranny fluid…
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May 16th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Here is some awesome I, Robot erotic slash fic. These are the choicest excerpts.
*Robot : GET ON TIHS ROBOTDICK
Del : THIS DICK IS INDSIDE ME
Robot : MY DICK IS INSIDE YOU
Del : YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT
Robot : YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU SHIT ON THE FLOOR AND PUT IT O ME
Del : ITS SO GOOD
Robot : ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH THIS IS FEEL!!!!!!
Del : THIS WILL BE FEEL FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN LAST
*Del got off the dick and gave the robot a blowjob, and believe it or not, he actually came LOL (the robot)*
Del : NOW I FUCK YOU
Robot : YES MY BUTT HAS IT WANTING
Del : IM FUCKING YOUR ROBOTASS
Robot : YOUR FUCKING MY ROBOT ASS*
Does your butt has this it wanting, too?
May 16th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
haha
May 18th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
what?
did you write this?