My x-rays are totally inconclusive. Apparently ribs are damn near impossible to x-ray. I found out I have a slight curvature in my spine though. But that comes as no surprise. A few car accidents will probably do that to a guy.
After a few pokes and prods it was diagnosed that there is a good chance I didn’t break/fracture anything. And even if I did, it’s probably on the mend now. This was determined because I didn’t scream bloody murder when the chiropractor applied sizable pressure to the area in question. She tried adjusting me in a couple places and soon learned the magic that is my brick hard back and neck. She asked if I would relax, I told her, “that is relaxed.” It surprised her that I would be so incredibly stiff cause I’m such a laid back type of guy. Welcome to my world. I explained how I’ve dumbfounded every massage therapist I’ve been to.
So now I have 2 days off from the show in hopes that I’ll get a little better only to start dancing, prancing, falling, rolling, and in general start fucking with it again on Thursday.

So, since I have no awesome bone x-ray photos, I will instead share my awesomely banged up knee care of Schreibstuck.

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  1. katier mo Says:

    SCOLIOSIS!

  2. ablebody Says:

    whenever i drink red bull + ______ i end up with marks like these.

  3. kristen Says:

    SCOLIOSIS!
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