ADDENDUM : A clarification – I would kick these people in the junk today. Not let’s say circa:awesome

Mike Myers in the early 90’s – no junk kick
Mike Myers in The Love Guru – HIYYYYYYAAAAH

Will Ferrell in Stranger Than Fiction or that hilarious Don’t Fear The Reaper Sketch or The Heat Is On short – no junk kick…John C. Reilly in Boogie Nights – no kick
Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly in Step Brothers – JUNK KICK!

Steve Coogan in Knowing Me Knowing You or 24 Hour Party People – nope. junk spared,
Steve Coogan in Hamlet 2 – gets brained

Ben Stiller circa Ben Stiller Show, Heavyweights, hell, I’ll even throw Dodgeball in there…though you get a warning for some of that. Jack Black circa HBO Tenacious D, High Fidelity, Heat vision and Jack – hell anything he was fat in…cleared
Ben Stiller & Jack Black in Tropic Thunder – KICK!!
(Robert Downey Jr.’s junk is spared in this production for making the brave choice to do blackface.)

Anna Farris in original Scary Movie or Lost In Translation – barely escapes cooz kick
Anna Farris in The House Bunny – I’m sorry I have to do this to you but I’m afraid you are gonna get kicked in the va-j.