9 am : Pre flight Bloody Mary.

I was sitting on the flight to Toronto drinking another bloody mary and reading Roald Dahl (Thank You). The guy next to me coughed all over me. Shortly thereafter he got up and moved seats. Thank freakin God. Also, I noticed the guy across the aisle from me was sipping an Apple Juice and studying How To Win Any Argument.

Amber and I were met by two of the most excited and friendly girls ever.

Their level of pumpedness for the festival was unparalleled. They even made this poster to greet us with.

On the way back from the gate I thought I accidentally touched one of the girls’ boobs and then almost fell down the escalator with my luggage. Thankfully I didn’t inadvertently grope her.

This awesome child care place is down the street from where we are staying.

The venue for the festival is brand new.

It’s called Comedy Bar. And will be dedicated to – yes, you guessed it – comedy. It’s really great. It was not entirely finished but what they had done already looked amazing.

I ditched out of watching the 2nd show and instead drank a beer.