January 29, 2009

Reason #351 I Heart East Atlanta

This afternoon Ablebody and I were out looking for suits at Value Village. We came up empty handed. But, on our way home, we happened to see – what looked like the scene from the first episode of Twin Peaks where a stunned Ronette Pulaski is wandering down the highway – a woman wearing a disheveled cape and a tube top.
Kinda makes up for not finding a suit.

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PETA exploitates women

Well, great, the ONLY reason I would have watched the superbowl gets pulled.

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January 25, 2009

First Date Reviews

Overheard at the coffee shop.

Bret Eason Ellis :
You know, that movie American Psycho.

Top Chef :
It’s amazing. I think because I like food.

The Office :
Steve Carell is awesome. I think it’s based off a British show.

The Wrestler :
Mickey Roarke Plays Tom Waits as a Wrestler for 2 hours.

Cute and nervous getting-to-know-you conversation isn’t so cute and nervous when there isn’t booze involved.

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January 21, 2009

Obama-Nation!

Hooray

There’s actually a well-read, intelligent, well-spoken guy in the White House again.

I like how Obamanation rolls off the tongue. It’s too bad that if you say it too fast it sounds like abomination.

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January 6, 2009

stopping at the WINE SHOP

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