It was DJ name hunting time not long ago and since I can’t make any sort of decision by myself i polled my more clever and creative friends for suggestions. Here’s the short list.

DJ Huxtable
DJ PuddingPop
DJ InsertWittyNameHere
DJ Insert Somthing Hip
DJ FartNoise
DJ Irony
DJ JazzyJeff
DJ ShortPants
DJ GetSome
DJ I Said Shut Up
DJ Hilarity Ensues
DJ Knuckle Sammich
DJ Don’t Look Now
DJ Radio (the retarded black one)
DJ Booby Trap
DJ Trap Door
DJ BounceHouse
DJ N Word
DJ Seacrest Out
DJ Indecision
DJ Monorail

I decided on DJ and The Bear because as Lady Dehumidifier points out it highlights my esoteric knowledge of late 70’s television pop culture.

I never thought I could hate somebody the most until I pulled up behind someone with a 311 sticker AND a McCain/Palin sticker on their ride.
Damn me for not having my camera.

Congratulations. I hate you more than this guy

Hey, you’re on a scooter…
Why yes. I am. Thank you.
What’s your name?
Rene.
Hey, that’s a girl’s name.
Again – you are so very right. Have you done this before?
How old are you?
33.
(Light Turns Green)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Drive Away)