It appears that gay men with tribal tattoos are equally as douchy as straight men with them.

This is the exchange between the gay man in front of me – with his fair share of cheese-dick tribal art on his arms and the hungover Starbucks employee.

Tribal Gay Guy : Do you all tip share?
Starbucks Gay Guy : yes.
Tribal Gay Guy : oh i see…. can I give you your tip now?
Starbucks Gay Guy : um, no.
Tribal Gay Guy : Are you sure? I can’t give you a separate tip?
Starbucks Gay Guy : um, no?
Tribal Gay Guy : Oh, I was gonna give you a kiss.
Starbucks Gay Guy : (basically puts on a “seriously, are you fucking kidding me? I’m working, dude” look on his face)

That’s right, “the douchiness of tribal tattoos transcends sexual orientation” (thanks Amanda).