A – Age: 33
B – Bed size: Double (oh i mis the luxury of a queen)
C – Chore you hate: picking up my piles of piles and putting them away
D – Dad’s Name: Wolfgang
E – Essential start your day item: Pee
F – Favorite actor(s):
Billy Bob Thornton playing the foul-mouthed drunk that hates kids, Morgan Freeman playing the wise old black man, Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, or Jack Black trying to be funny, Jennifer Coolidge playing a big breasted bimbo, Julia Roberts playing the all around great gal with the loud laugh, Tommy Lee Jones playing the cranky retired Texas ranger, Chris Rock in ANYTHING, Will Ferrell doing whatever it is that he does in every movie he is in, Vince Vaughn playing the chubbier version of his Swingers role, Owen Wilson in any movie not directed by Wes Anderson, Keanu Reeves playing a wise, lone hero that only speaks 3 words of dialogue, and Tom Cruise playing the all around great guy that rises to the occasion or solves the crime or saves the day or falls in love or makes the right decision in the end or anything else for that matter because I love lunatics.
G – Gold or Silver: Teef = Sliver. Jewry = Gold.
H – Height: 5’4″
I – Instruments you play(ed): The Piaaaaaaaaaaano (To be said like Anna Paquin in movie of same title)
J – Job title: Professional Jackass
K – Kid(s): hell no.
L – Living arrangements: top floor.
M – Mom’s name: Marleen
N – Nicknames: Baby Courageous, Renzo in the Benzo, DJ nene, big r, little mac, l’il hitler (i think he was an our gang character)
O – Overnight hospital stays other than birth: Not that I remember.
P – Pet Peeve: getting the shopping cart with the WOBBBBBBLLY WHEEEEEL
Q – Quotes you like: WHAZZZZZZZZZZZUP!?
R – Right or left handed: right.
S – Siblings: one younger sister
T – Time you wake up: too early now that i have a real job again.
U- Underwear: boxer briefs
V – Vegetable you dislike: Brussel Sprouts.
W – Ways you run late: Always on time.
X- X-rays you’ve had: none. Have had my share of MRIs and one delightful arteriogram.
Y – Yummy food you make: Eggplant Parmesan passed down to me from an Italian grandmother. The secret is forever safe with me.
Z- zodiac sign? Scorpio through and through.