things that happened in the last 36 hours

i got a tetanus shot
my arm hurts
my doctor’s office lost my pee
in a hurry to get my scooter on my lunch break i left my iPod in my car
some crazy bum stole 2 pairs of gloves, a tuch, and random other shit from inside my scooter seat (thank you broken lock courtesy of scooter repair shop)
my passenger window got smashed and i am now one iPod Touch poorer (see #4)
upon discovering the broken window it started raining
i forgot to eat lunch
the pizza joint i went to for dinner forgot all about my slice
i saw comedy burlesque (boobs AND laughter)
upon arriving to DJ at the Ballroom this evening, my headphones broke
some girl – we’ll call her some drunk skank – kept yelling at me to play Timbaland
i am pretty positive hookers were at the Ballroom
that same drunk skank yelled at me for being a liar after politely asking her to let go of my arm cause it’s swoll with tetanus pain
- (p.s. this is how NOT to get songs you request played)
- this is also how to get me to tell everyone i see about you thereby beginning a chain reaction of people jokingly yelling for Timbaland all night
same drunk skank threw a tantrum insisting that the drink i was just handed seconds ago was hers
- this is how drunk skanks get bounced
eyewitnesses reported that our favorite drunk skank wound up in the bathroom crying
i smiled