Dramatic irony indeed! Days after CNN reported Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins as one of the Hollywood couples that could make it last and last… rumors have started popping up that the two are splitsville. The question on everyone’s mind : “If it can’t work for those two people I have no personal or emotional tie with besides seeing them in some good and bad movies, then who can it work for?” Well, Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman for one. So get yourself a chubby l’il fella or raspy voiced gal and make it last.

ME : if it weren’t socially unacceptable i think i could eat gravy like soup
NOT ME : yes, i could do that if mashed potatoes were involved
ME : i don’t even need them. and besides – then you’d be eating mashed potatoes with gravy which is very acceptible
NOT ME : not if you make a soup out of it
ME : eh, i dunno. i was just eating gravy out of a cup.