We have all by now heard the tale of missing Growing Pains sidekick Andrew Koenig.

I’m looking for venture capitalists to fund a tee shirt that has his picture on it and reads “Have you seen my Boner?” Any takers? Too soon?

I spent Day 1 of Black History Month watching 30 Rock and LIKING tracy morgan’s performance. I feel this counts as my first good deed of said month and accrues toward my personal reparation in honor of black histories everywhere.

Later this year I’ll revel at Jane Krakowski during Mediocre Blonde Women History Month, laugh at Jack McBrayer during One-Trick Pony History Month, and then sit through the episodes of 30 Rock with Salma Hayek forcibly enjoying her acting talent rather than her rack during Mexican History Month.